i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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