How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
