so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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