somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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