just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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