Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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