Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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