I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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