the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Drunk is not a location!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.