garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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