Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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