Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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