we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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