just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We are all done wearing pants today
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I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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