If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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