woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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