Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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