whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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