Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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