He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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