Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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