apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's shark week go big or go home
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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