i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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