where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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