I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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