He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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