Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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