Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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