Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
there is puke in my bra ... again
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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