I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
