Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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