Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She's JV to your varsity
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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