So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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