PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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