the new term for farting is butt boxing.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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