I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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