when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
