somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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