He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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