Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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