The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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