On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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