Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm always down for nudity.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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