The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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