Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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