a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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