you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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