Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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