you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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