I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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