What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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