With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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