the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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