is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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