So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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