I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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