yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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