Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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