someone threw a dead crab at me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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